🎬 Rosie’s Last Laugh
When a president threats a comedian’s citizenship, the punches land harder than any verbal jab.
🗞️ The Message – A Presidential Decree
Rosie O’Donnell is on her patio in Ireland, sipping chamomile tea with her non‑binary child, when her phone buzzes.
“I may strip you of your citizenship,” reads the Truth Social notification from President Trump, who just labeled her a “threat to humanity.”
🗣️ Satirical Beat – The Feud Reignites
Back in Washington, Trump beams at his phone camera:
“She moved to Ireland—let her stay there! No citizen‑stripping? Fine. But watch me tweet every single thought.”
Meanwhile, cable news loops the clip on a continuous roast.
🕵️ Investigation – Constitutional Reality
Legal eagles scramble. Scholars remind the world:
“The Fourteenth Amendment protects birthright citizenship. The president cannot unilaterally revoke it.”
Their stern faces flash on every network—proof that facts still matter… occasionally.
🎭 Climax – Rosie’s Response
Rosie goes live on Instagram:
“If I’m a threat, I must be doing something right. Here’s a photo of you with Epstein—care to explain?”
Her followers erupt in GIFs and hashtags. The social media carnival is in full swing.
🤝 Twist – The Real Power
Under pressure, the White House backtracks:
“That was hypothetical,” the Press Secretary sighs.
“We respect constitutional rights… mostly.”
Trump pivots to praising Rosie’s “tenacity,” proving that even threats can be spun into compliments.
🧠 The Absurd Moral
In America, you can declare war on a comedian—but you can’t draft the Constitution to your personal vendetta.
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