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  Tucker Carlson was on the run. From who? He wasn’t exactly sure. All he knew was that a group of well-dressed weirdos from a shadowy organization called The Crust were tracking his every move. They didn’t want his opinions. They didn’t want his show. They wanted… the last slice of pizza . 📜 The Message Tucked inside a manila envelope left at his doorstep, the message read: “No one walks away from the last slice.” It was written in dripping marinara ink. Tucker read it five times. He wiped his forehead. Then he tweeted, “They know.” 🗣️ Presidential Interference When asked about Tucker’s situation, former President Trump chuckled: “Nobody walks away from mozzarella. I don’t care who you are. But Tucker? Please. He couldn’t even afford a garlic knot . Sad!” 🔍 Who Will Help? With The Crust closing in, Tucker must decide: Trust the barefoot man in the Hawaiian shirt offering pineapple pizza protection ? Decode the delivery receipt left behind by a mysterious pizza ...

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