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🦸‍♂️ Superman’s Dirty Cape

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  The truth behind the tights. 🧳 The Hook – After the Credits The movie ended. The credits rolled. Superman walked off the soundstage and stood quietly on the sidewalk—waiting for a cab. No flying. No theme music. No cheering fans. Just a wrinkled suit and a man with aching knees. “Even heroes need Uber,” he whispered. His iconic red underwear? “Needs a serious wash.” πŸͺž Mirror Talk Back in his apartment, Superman removed his cape, kicked off his boots, and stared into the mirror. “We lie,” he said to his reflection. “We’re not heroes. We're marketing tools in spandex. There's no truth. No justice. Just tight schedules and tighter pants.” Then his phone rang. ☎️ A Call from Trump “White House here. The president loved your movie. He wants to meet. Tonight.” Superman arrived at the Oval Office in a gray business suit. No cape. No S-logo. Just a man in borrowed confidence. Trump frowned. “Where’s the underwear?” he asked. “Where’s the chest puff? You look like you...

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