🐶 A Very Dumb Day at the White House
It all started on a weirdly humid Tuesday in Washington. President Donald J. Trump was out for an unscheduled stroll—probably avoiding a budget briefing or looking for something dumb to tweet—when he spotted him.
A scruffy little mutt, sitting near a garbage can outside the West Wing like he owned the place.
"That’s a tremendous dog," Trump said, pointing. "The best dog. Definitely presidential material."
And just like that, the mutt was scooped up and smuggled into the White House without clearance, background check, or rabies papers. Trump named him Sparky—because of course he did.
🔥 Scene One: Total Oval Office Meltdown
Within minutes, Sparky made his mark—literally.
He tore up a folder marked TOP SECRET, chewed the edge of the Resolute Desk, and relieved himself on the Vice President’s chair.
Advisors panicked.
Secret Service stared in horror.
Trump, meanwhile, was LIVE on Truth Social.
“Sparky is a genius. Way smarter than the FBI. Probably smarter than Sleepy Joe, too. Believe me.”
🍦 Scene Two: The Ice Cream Disaster
Later that afternoon, Trump was holding a press conference on his "Two Scoops for All Americans" initiative.
“Starting today, every real American gets TWO scoops—”
Suddenly, Sparky appeared on stage like a furry little anarchist.
In his mouth? A bright yellow folder labeled:
"Nuclear Launch Protocols – DO NOT COPY"
He pranced off the stage, ran down the corridor, and—no joke—hid the folder in the trunk of Trump's blacked-out Escalade.
🚓 Scene Three: The Arrest
Hours later, at the White House gate, Secret Service decided to check the president’s car (they never do this, but Sparky had bitten one of them).
Boom. Folder found.
Sparky: missing.
Trump: confused.
“I didn’t put that there. I don’t put things in trunks. People do that for me. This is a deep dog operation!”
He was detained for questioning. Sparky was last seen licking the DOJ seal on a marble floor.
⭐ The Epilogue
Trump was eventually cleared. He blamed Sparky, claiming the dog was "probably a Chinese agent, or CNN's doing, maybe both."
Sparky? He signed a deal with Netflix, launched a podcast, and now lives in Martha’s Vineyard with a retired Navy SEAL.
🧠 The Moral?
Don’t pick up strange dogs from the street. Especially if you’re President.
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