🍕 The Final Slice

 

Tucker Carlson was on the run.
From who? He wasn’t exactly sure.
All he knew was that a group of well-dressed weirdos from a shadowy organization called The Crust were tracking his every move.

They didn’t want his opinions.
They didn’t want his show.
They wanted… the last slice of pizza.

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📜 The Message

Tucked inside a manila envelope left at his doorstep, the message read:

“No one walks away from the last slice.”

It was written in dripping marinara ink.

Tucker read it five times.
He wiped his forehead.
Then he tweeted, “They know.”

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🗣️ Presidential Interference

When asked about Tucker’s situation, former President Trump chuckled:

“Nobody walks away from mozzarella. I don’t care who you are.
But Tucker? Please. He couldn’t even afford a garlic knot. Sad!”

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🔍 Who Will Help?

With The Crust closing in, Tucker must decide:

• Trust the barefoot man in the Hawaiian shirt offering pineapple pizza protection?

• Decode the delivery receipt left behind by a mysterious pizza drone?

• Or… confront Trump at his private pizza bunker in Mar-a-Lago?

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🧠 The Moral?

There’s always a deeper conspiracy behind the last slice.