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🤖 The Burrito Bite Scandal: A Robot, a Jealous Wife, and a Meltdown on the White House Steps

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  It was supposed to be a normal lunch. President Donald J. Trump was mid-speech during a White House taco-themed press conference when he noticed something bizarre: His burrito had a bite in it. But not his bite. “That’s not me,” Trump insisted, holding the half-eaten burrito up like it was a national security threat. “I have very distinctive teeth. Ask anyone.” 🧠 Enter Elon Musk Within hours, Elon Musk tweeted the obvious solution: “To reduce chewing fatigue and promote presidential efficiency, I’ve developed a prototype robot that bites food for Trump. It’s called ChompX-1 .” Suddenly, a small chrome robot with perfect veneers appeared at Trump’s side in every press event, birthday party, and ice cream launch. It bit things. Silently. Efficiently. Perfectly. 💔 Trouble in the Trump Tower Melania wasn’t amused. She found ChompX-1 "creepy," "too smooth," and “far too close to Donald’s mouth.” And when Trump asked ChompX to cut his steak on their annive...

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